Post by Jennifer Check on Aug 13, 2011 14:05:58 GMT -5
Who this bunch of weak ass bitches think they really are? Half the cast is already fighting with each other and, in my honest opinion, that is awesome. I'm not gonna waste my breath getting into a fight that might coast me the game this early. That's just ridiculous!
Well, as everyone might now, I'm the Original Bitch. And, as you might know, YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL. I'm not here to just play like this is another normal game, this is fucking HORROR ALL STARS. I'm here to win and be the single best winner the whole Online Reality Game world has ever seen.
I hope this season has no Prediction Writers, because I don't want to reveal my biggest secret to everyone in this game. And this secret is...
I was Jennifer Check in Season 1, obviously.
I was Miyuki Nazawa in Season 4. Probably the best character of all the Horror seasons.
I was Kirby Reed in Season 5. I left kinda early and I was a complete follower, but I was the freaking LESBIAN QUEEN!
And I was Vivian last season. I kinda failed at that game, but you always need to have your worst season, right?
As you see, I've played in four seasons already and this is going to be my fifth. If I comeback again to the series, I'll pass that freaking weak ass bitch called Ana Lucia. But I guess I have to play one game at a time and I really want to show to these bitches who's the Head Bitch In Charge around here.
It's not Anna, Annie, Beth, Brenda, Grandma, Tilly, Jill, Crazy Psycho Jill, Kate, Laurie, Sydney or especially Erin...
Well, as everyone might now, I'm the Original Bitch. And, as you might know, YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL. I'm not here to just play like this is another normal game, this is fucking HORROR ALL STARS. I'm here to win and be the single best winner the whole Online Reality Game world has ever seen.
I hope this season has no Prediction Writers, because I don't want to reveal my biggest secret to everyone in this game. And this secret is...
I'M THE PERSON WHO PLAYED THE MOST HORROR SEASONS OUT OF EVERYONE HERE!
I was Jennifer Check in Season 1, obviously.
I was Miyuki Nazawa in Season 4. Probably the best character of all the Horror seasons.
I was Kirby Reed in Season 5. I left kinda early and I was a complete follower, but I was the freaking LESBIAN QUEEN!
And I was Vivian last season. I kinda failed at that game, but you always need to have your worst season, right?
As you see, I've played in four seasons already and this is going to be my fifth. If I comeback again to the series, I'll pass that freaking weak ass bitch called Ana Lucia. But I guess I have to play one game at a time and I really want to show to these bitches who's the Head Bitch In Charge around here.
It's not Anna, Annie, Beth, Brenda, Grandma, Tilly, Jill, Crazy Psycho Jill, Kate, Laurie, Sydney or especially Erin...
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ME!