Round #1

[Jennifer Check]

Who this bunch of weak ass bitches think they really are? Half the cast is already fighting with each other and, in my honest opinion, that is awesome. I'm not gonna waste my breath getting into a fight that might coast me the game this early. That's just ridiculous!

Well, as everyone might now, I'm the Original Bitch. And, as you might know, YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL. I'm not here to just play like this is another normal game, this is fucking HORROR ALL STARS. I'm here to win and be the single best winner the whole Online Reality Game world has ever seen.

I hope this season has no Prediction Writers, because I don't want to reveal my biggest secret to everyone in this game. And this secret is...

I'M THE PERSON WHO PLAYED THE MOST HORROR SEASONS OUT OF EVERYONE HERE!

I was Jennifer Check in Season 1, obviously.

I was Miyuki Nazawa in Season 4. Probably the best character of all the Horror seasons.

I was Kirby Reed in Season 5. I left kinda early and I was a complete follower, but I was the freaking LESBIAN QUEEN!

And I was Vivian last season. I kinda failed at that game, but you always need to have your worst season, right?

As you see, I've played in four seasons already and this is going to be my fifth. If I comeback again to the series, I'll pass that freaking weak ass bitch called Ana Lucia. But I guess I have to play one game at a time and I really want to show to these bitches who's the Head Bitch In Charge around here.

It's not Anna, Annie, Beth, Brenda, Grandma, Tilly, Jill, Crazy Psycho Jill, Kate, Laurie, Sydney or especially Erin...

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ME!

[Jennifer Check]

I have two plans that I want to accomplish as soon as possible, and they are:

1) Vote out Erin's ass out of this freaking island right away.

WHO DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU ARE? I'M NOT YOUR SIDEKICK! I NEVER WAS YOUR SIDEKICK. AND I'M NEVER, EVER, IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING, GONNA BE YOUR SIDEKICK.

You are MY SIDEKICK and it's time for you to go. I'd love if you are the first one to go because I'm tired of your weak ass trying to pretend like you're something good. GET A REALITY CHECK, HONEY! I totally outshined you in Season 4 and you only won because everyone loved me and they were pissed that you brought the two biggest boring and inactive players out of the 26 players to the Final Three with you.

That's not winning, sister, that's called NOT LOSING. And now you're about to lose. We're friends outside of this game, but if it comes down to me, you can kiss this game goodbye right now.

2) Create the single best alliance this game has ever seen.

I don't want loyal pieces of shit in my alliance. I was the freaking Survivor Horror royalty by my side when it comes down to the merge. I want the Favorites, not the Danielles or the Tysons.

My dream team is, right now:

This is going to be very, very hard to pull off because pretty much all of us have gigantic personalities, but I want us five in the end with each other. I know you, host, you almost have a heart attack if we were in the end together, and I want that to happen.

I want this season to kick some ass and I want to win this by playing a deserving game. But only time will tell, right? All I know is that I'm going to make sure that all of these five bitches are alligned to me.

[Jennifer Check]

Plan #2 is already working for me, let's look at my progress with Pieface:

Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:30:05 AM): Hey :-)
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:30:12 AM): Hey :-D
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:30:22 AM): I'm Jennifer Check from Horror All Stars
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:30:30 AM): Thanks for talking to me. :-D
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:30:31 AM): So how are you?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:30:36 AM): I'm good
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:30:40 AM): How are you?
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:30:55 AM): good and you? :-)
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:30:59 AM): Oh forget about the and you ROFL
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:31:06 AM): So what season are you from?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:31:07 AM): LMFAO
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:31:11 AM): I'm from Season 1
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:31:14 AM): hehe =-O
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:31:19 AM): I was the chick with the two idols :-P
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:31:22 AM): haha
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:31:24 AM): I had one too :-D
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:31:38 AM): The idols weren't all mine :-P
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:31:48 AM): Rly? :-P
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:31:50 AM): I had one and Jigsaw gave me one
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:31:54 AM): oh hehe
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:32:05 AM): I was rooting for you in Season 6
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:32:27 AM): thx :-)
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:32:30 AM): I feel robbed
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:32:34 AM): the jury was so f*** stupid lol
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:32:48 AM): I agree
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:32:53 AM): Freaking bitter bitches
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:32:57 AM): Just Selene for example,
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:33:01 AM): they unlocked confessionals right?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:33:06 AM): Yes
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:33:10 AM): I had not even started talking to her and she was already bitching me
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:33:14 AM): LOL
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:33:16 AM): What the fuck
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:33:21 AM): Like I only sent her a pm
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:33:27 AM): but it was just a pm to get the talk started
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:33:39 AM): LOOOL, crazy girl
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:33:42 AM): yea...
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:33:47 AM): I'm glad she got blindsided xD
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:33:55 AM): LOOL, she deserved it
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:33:58 AM): Totally
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:34:02 AM): Like,
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:34:04 AM): her alliance
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:34:05 AM): had a power
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:34:08 AM): to divide tribes
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:34:19 AM): and they sent me in a tribe alone to squeeze me squash me with an idol avoidant
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:34:37 AM): but someone from the other tribe handed me immunity xD It all backfired :-P
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:35:02 AM): LMFAO
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:35:44 AM): I hate when good players lose for boring male winners :-P
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:36:42 AM): ew yeah
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:36:48 AM): And Stefan wrote in his final vote
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:36:51 AM): "males ftw"
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:36:53 AM): wtf
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:37:09 AM): and lawrence vote was "Caleb.. I GUESS"
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:37:12 AM): Sooo robbed lol
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:38:08 AM): Yes, you were definitely robbed
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:38:21 AM): What was your ranking already?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:38:22 AM): You were the star of the season from what I saw
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:38:28 AM): My ranking of what?
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:38:30 AM): S1
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:39:02 AM): I don't really know where I stand with Bobby and Tom
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:39:10 AM): We were from VERY, VERY opposite sides
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:40:33 AM): They voted for me 3 times in a row
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:40:44 AM): ouch
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:40:48 AM): Do you know if Caleb was in S1
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:40:57 AM): Let me see
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:41:00 AM): What's his AIM?
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:41:05 AM): hmm
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:41:13 AM): sbringdackus
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:41:15 AM): something like that
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:41:25 AM): ugly aim :-)
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:41:26 AM):
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:42:25 AM): I don't remember him
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:42:30 AM): ok
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:42:35 AM): Actually, I played in S6 too :-P
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:42:39 AM): Who :-P
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:42:45 AM): But I was very busy at the time, so I got pre-jury :-(
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:42:47 AM): At first I thought you were Abby xD
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:42:49 AM): As who?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:43:02 AM): Vivian
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:43:11 AM): We've never seen each other hehe
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:43:16 AM): Yes
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:43:21 AM): I was gone before swap
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:43:25 AM): yeah
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:43:30 AM): My early tribe was ugly
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:43:40 AM): only me and jack were even a little active at least
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:43:45 AM): That sucks
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:43:47 AM): yea
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:50:42 AM): Well, I'm super excited for this season
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:51:01 AM): Me too :-)
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:51:04 AM): I hope I wont get prejury :-(
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:51:28 AM): Me neither
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:51:36 AM): Getting pre-jury after all these seasons SUCKS
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:52:19 AM): yeaa
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (12:52:44 AM): I think we should watch each other's backs
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:52:57 AM): Yeah It would be nice
Anna (Horror All Stars) (12:53:04 AM): especially with all those crazy people around the corner
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:01:39 AM): Yes
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:01:45 AM): This is going to be a crazy season
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:01:54 AM): All the crazy bitches are coming back
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:02:14 AM): And, really, you haven't seen nothing yet
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:02:25 AM): Some seasons were REALLY crazy
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:02:54 AM): yeaa
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:03:18 AM): The season 4 girls are true bitches :-P
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:04:07 AM): haha i noticed when searching the boards xD
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:04:20 AM): I loved all the season 4 fights
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:04:45 AM): From what I've seen on the boards, the best seasons were 1, 4 and 5
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:04:50 AM): ok
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:06:37 AM): Do you like Jersey Shore?
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:07:25 AM): Idk what it is haha
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:07:57 AM): It's a reality show from MTV
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:08:03 AM): ok
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:08:12 AM): I watch Survivor, Big Brother, X-Files, thats it xD
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:08:16 AM): LOL
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:08:23 AM): Maybe some documentary at times
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:08:28 AM): otherwise its movie or no TV
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:08:40 AM): I have to watch this season of Big Brother
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:08:46 AM): its COOL
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:08:46 AM): I only watched the first week :-(
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:08:49 AM): Damn
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:08:53 AM): BB12 was a shame
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:08:54 AM): this one is good
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:09:01 AM): some dramas happened xD
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:09:06 AM): Rachel is insane its crazy..
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:09:14 AM): I rooted for her in BB12... now... im not so sure anymore
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:09:15 AM): Yeah, BB12 was horrible
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:09:22 AM): And I love Rachel
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:09:24 AM): I did too
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:09:26 AM): but this season
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:09:28 AM): since week 3
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:09:32 AM): i put that into question
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:09:40 AM): Or maybe its just Brendon that annoys me
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:09:53 AM): lol
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:09:57 AM): when she lost a COMP,
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:10:03 AM): she rushed to a bush and cried
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:10:07 AM): hidden in the bush
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:10:19 AM): HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:10:21 AM): it could of been fun to watch... if Brendon didnt go to her and start talking to her for 10 minutes
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:10:25 AM): Seriously, she's awesome
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:10:30 AM): yea
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:10:34 AM): But Brendon ruins everything
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:10:43 AM): every good crazy antics she has
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:10:48 AM): Brendon has to spend 25 minutes calm her down
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:10:50 AM): like get away xD
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:10:58 AM): I want to see her crazy antics, not you consolating her
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:11:40 AM): LMFAO
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:12:28 AM): if you want to watch Week 3's drama >>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB3lt3RESso
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:12:29 AM): :-)
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:12:42 AM): Dani is my top favorite
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:12:57 AM): Kalia 2nd
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:12:59 AM): Rachel 3rd
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:13:10 AM): I need to catch up ASAP
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:13:15 AM): yeah plz =-O haha
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:13:19 AM): I want to talk about it :-P
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:13:19 AM): lmfao
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:13:21 AM): So watch ittt
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:13:21 AM): xD
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:13:24 AM): Alrighty
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:20:03 AM): going to sleep :-)
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:20:06 AM): I work tomorrow morning
Anna (Horror All Stars) (1:20:07 AM): good night
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (1:20:10 AM): Good night, girl

[Jennifer Check]

Also, I've already talked with Tilly:

Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:51:43 PM): What a sweet person you are =-O
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:52:00 PM): Why you say that? O.O
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:52:13 PM): Hey JCheck! How's the STDs going? Ever find that cure?

Read more:http://survivorhorror7.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=thecast&action=display&thread=13&page=11#ixzz1UOkTTrJb
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:52:29 PM): LOL ^.^
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:52:37 PM): looooool
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:52:43 PM): Maybe this time around...we can work TOGETHER instead of AGAINST each other.
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:52:57 PM): I would definitely love that idea
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:53:10 PM): Prove 2 things to these bitches.
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:53:17 PM): 1-Jennifers are the best.
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:53:24 PM): 2-Season 1 is the best.
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:53:29 PM): Exactly
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:53:34 PM): Don't fuck with the original bitches
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:53:44 PM): LOL!! Which we tots were too!! xD
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:53:53 PM): Exatly :-P
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:54:09 PM): Who else you think will return?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:55:12 PM): No one from S6, I guess
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:55:31 PM): lol
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:55:34 PM): Miyuki won't return
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:56:11 PM): How do you know?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:56:23 PM): You don't know who I am? =-O
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:56:32 PM): Were you Miyuki?
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:56:42 PM): I didn't really watch that season. It was a dud for me. xD
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:56:57 PM): Weren't you Pamela?
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:57:01 PM): Ew no!
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:57:05 PM): Wait.
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:57:08 PM): Pamela...Anderson?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:57:11 PM): Yes
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:57:12 PM): Yeah. Me.
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:57:20 PM): LOL I thought you meant the big mouth bitch. xD
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:57:24 PM): Nope
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:57:35 PM): We played together in S4
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:57:44 PM): Oh nice!
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:57:44 PM): You left pre-merge
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:57:48 PM): Yeah.
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:57:52 PM): Switch fucked me over.
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (10:58:01 PM): I wanted to comeback as Miyuki
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:58:19 PM): Part of me wanted back as Amanda for redemption.
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:58:25 PM): But JTilly will be more fun. <3
Chloe Carter (Harper's Island) (10:58:28 PM): So I'm happy.

[Jennifer Check]

And I've talked with Kate too:

heyitsmenyou621 (3:54:45 PM): Hey, Jennifer. It's Kate from All-Stars. Just wanted to introduce mahself.
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (3:54:56 PM): Hey, Kate
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (3:55:01 PM): How are you? :-)
heyitsmenyou621 (3:55:07 PM): Good yourself?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (3:55:10 PM): I'm good too
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (3:55:15 PM): Can I tell you a secret?
heyitsmenyou621 (3:56:07 PM): Sure thang.
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (3:56:11 PM): I'm Kirby
heyitsmenyou621 (3:56:20 PM): Really? lol The one I liked?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (3:56:25 PM): Yes, from Horror 5
heyitsmenyou621 (3:56:38 PM): Oh, hey! It's good to see you again.
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (3:56:53 PM): I'm so glad that you survived as much as you did
heyitsmenyou621 (3:57:40 PM): lmao thanks. I tried in that season but of course there were people targetting me.
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (3:57:48 PM): Yes, A LOT
heyitsmenyou621 (3:59:03 PM): mhm. I like still missed you in that game. I am glad you're back so we could possibly work together if you wanted.
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (3:59:15 PM): I really want to play with you again
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (3:59:17 PM): You're awesome
heyitsmenyou621 (4:00:13 PM): Awh thanks, you
heyitsmenyou621 (4:00:16 PM): *you're too.
heyitsmenyou621 (4:00:36 PM): I was totally pissed off that you had to leave in S5. I still wanted us to go fa
heyitsmenyou621 (4:00:37 PM): far
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (4:01:11 PM): Me too
heyitsmenyou621 (4:01:36 PM): :-). Well at least we are playing again. I have found out about who several people are.
heyitsmenyou621 (4:02:17 PM): Did you know Laurie was Jenny from S5?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (4:02:21 PM): I did
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (4:02:26 PM): I don't like it
heyitsmenyou621 (4:02:28 PM): I never knew that lmao.
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (4:02:29 PM): I hate hackers
heyitsmenyou621 (4:02:37 PM): Why what did they do? hack you?
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (4:03:14 PM): The host told me after I left that she was getting into every single thread
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (4:03:33 PM): Like, some that she wasn't even allowed to be
heyitsmenyou621 (4:04:02 PM): How the hell did she even pull that off?!
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (4:04:08 PM): I don't know
heyitsmenyou621 (4:04:14 PM): That's like cheating so she knew things.
heyitsmenyou621 (4:04:24 PM): Plus she's a little pyscho.
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (4:04:32 PM): She's totally psycho
heyitsmenyou621 (4:05:03 PM): lmao. I was talking to her and she was like all pissed S5 and thought I voted her out. She was like threatening me and stuff. I was like "Calm down"
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (4:05:47 PM): LOL
heyitsmenyou621 (4:07:40 PM): lmao.
heyitsmenyou621 (4:09:19 PM): But yeah I am glad you're back. I also heard that Charlie was playing
heyitsmenyou621 (4:09:22 PM): I don't know as who though.
Jennifer Check / Abby Mills (4:13:35 PM): I thought Charlie was coming back as Michael from S4
heyitsmenyou621 (4:15:20 PM): Gots to go Kirby. I will IM you later <3

[Jennifer Check]

You know what you can get from being a freaking double-side snake? Well, if you're me, you can know pretty much the whole Erin's alliance or, what she likes to call, The Big Targets Alliance. Like, seriously? This is getting to good for me.

[Jennifer Check]

Let's take a good look at my conversation with Miss Erin Hardesty.

ERIN:
Hey, whore.

JENNIFER:
Hello.

ERIN:
Who do you think we should bring to our side on Survivor Horror?

JENNIFER:
I don't know. I haven't spoken with anyone yet.

ERIN:
Why the hell aren't you talking to anyone?

JENNIFER:
I'm super busy. I didn't have the time... I'm gonna start ASAP.

ERIN:
Do you think the Old Hags want you?

JENNIFER:
Old Hags?

ERIN:
Tilly, Bobby and Annie. The old and horrible old ladies.

JENNIFER:
Why would they want to play with me? I played against them the whole time in Season 1.

ERIN:
I don't know. Season 1 Alliance? So... Do you want to be part of the Big Targets Alliance?

JENNIFER:
Big Targets Alliance?

ERIN:
Myself, Tom, Aidan, Sidney, Not-Psycho Jill and Anthony

JENNIFER:
That sounds like a great idea.

ERIN:
I'm gonna tell them you were desperate because you didn't know anyone in this game and asked me for help.

JENNIFER:
Awesome!

ERIN:
I'm gonna sleep right now. Goodbye!

Like...

Thank you, darling, for spilling all of the beans for me and saving some very precious time trying to figure out who's playing with who.

[Jennifer Check]

So, according to Erin, the main alliance right now is:

Excuse me, darling, but...

WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO ALLIGN MYSELF WITH ALL OF THE WINNERS AND THE FREAKING COUPLE?! WHY, WHY, WHY?!

[Jennifer Check]

It's not like I have anything against Tom, Sidney, Aidan and the couple, you know?

Actually, Tom betrayed me and voted for me three times in a row in my first game ever and Sidney and I hated each other's guts in another game, but that's the past, right? None of them actually called me their sidekicks and is treating me like a lost puppy all this time.

BUT THEY'RE THE WINNERS AND THE COUPLE! They have huge targets on their backs and joining my alliance will only screw me over. There's no way in hell I'm going to stick with them. Actually, I'm gonna be the Jenna Lewis and start throwing all of them under the bus.

NO ONE HERE IS GOING TO BE SANDRA DIAZ-TWINE. NO FREAKING ONE. THIS SEASON'S WINNER IS CALLED JENNIFER CHECK. YOU CAN WRITE IT ON MY PRIZE CHECK, PLEASE!

[Jennifer Check]

OH.MY.GOD. I almost forgot to tell you guys about one of my secret alliances:

GRANDMA!

It started right after we both got revealed, but I don't know if our bond is very strong or not. I really need to work on that as soon as possible:

GRANDMA:
I'D LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU

Hello! ;D
I think that's a wonderful idea, Grandma!

What's your AIM screenname?

IT IS THEQUEENBLAXTON WHAT IS YOUR AIM?

I'm parvatifan69

We only talked a couple of times and I hope we can both talk again, because I've already seen her track record and her word is very strong. I don't trust her, but I think we can work together well.

[Jennifer Check]

And, by the way, I would never, EVER, be in the same alliance with Anthony, Tom and Aidan. Seriously, don't Erin really know me? I don't like boys, y'all.

I'm freaking tired of boring shitty male winners taking the prize of awesome girls. It happened in Season 4 and Season 6. And I not letting this happen again.

[Jennifer Check]

LOL at me having almost all of the confessionals so far.

I'm such a confessional whore! <3

[Jennifer Check]

My closest ally right now is probably Kate, she's awesome and we can really talk about anything. Take a look at our conversations:

heyitsmenyou621 (12:50:44 PM): Hey Hey
Jennifer Check (12:50:56 PM): Hey, Kate
heyitsmenyou621 (12:52:36 PM): How are you?
Jennifer Check (12:54:21 PM): I'm good
Jennifer Check (12:54:25 PM): How about you?
Jennifer Check (12:54:48 PM): I need to talk with you about something important
heyitsmenyou621 (12:55:12 PM): Alright
heyitsmenyou621 (12:55:17 PM): And I am good as well.
Jennifer Check (12:55:28 PM): Can we keep this a secret for a little while?
heyitsmenyou621 (12:55:38 PM): Yeah we definitely can.
Jennifer Check (12:56:01 PM): I feel like I can trust you, so I'm gonna tell you that
heyitsmenyou621 (12:56:20 PM): Oh I trust you too anything I learn I will tell you.
Jennifer Check (12:56:33 PM): Chloe from Horror 5 is Erin
Jennifer Check (12:57:02 PM): And she kinda spilled the beans to me about what's going on
heyitsmenyou621 (12:57:14 PM): Oh, jeez haha. All these people are playing again. I approached her yesterday and asked if she was playing. But yes continue
Jennifer Check (12:57:35 PM): I think the Winners are uniting
Jennifer Check (12:58:36 PM): You know, Sidney/Erin/Tom/Aidan
heyitsmenyou621 (12:59:48 PM): Oh, that's interesting.
Jennifer Check (1:00:04 PM): And I think they're alligned with the Couple (Anthony and Jill)
heyitsmenyou621 (1:00:06 PM): Aidan acts as if he's dumb when in actuality you can be dumb and win your season.
Jennifer Check (1:00:19 PM): Aidan seems dumb, but he's not
heyitsmenyou621 (1:00:20 PM): *can't
heyitsmenyou621 (1:00:35 PM): Yeah, he was like I'm foreign so I don't understand as much.
heyitsmenyou621 (1:00:40 PM): I was laughing.
Jennifer Check (1:00:45 PM): We need to be careful about it
Jennifer Check (1:01:02 PM): I hate to be the Jenna Lewis, but I don't want another winner being the Sandra
heyitsmenyou621 (1:03:27 PM): Yeah, I completely understand that entirely. I just hope that since there are two tribes there is not an entire tribe of winners or in which they have majority.
Jennifer Check (1:03:35 PM): I agree
Jennifer Check (1:03:49 PM): We should definitely watch each other's backs
heyitsmenyou621 (1:03:55 PM): I will be honest with you and me and Jill have made up and stuff. I don't know if she is being legit or not.
heyitsmenyou621 (1:04:11 PM): idk she's a huge threat as it is anyways.
Jennifer Check (1:04:44 PM): Yes, she's a huge threat, especially for having a boyfriend on the game too
heyitsmenyou621 (1:06:23 PM): mhm. I agree. Also, I hate Brenda
heyitsmenyou621 (1:06:23 PM): lmao
Jennifer Check (1:06:30 PM): Brenda = Gale, right?
heyitsmenyou621 (1:08:29 PM): Yes.
heyitsmenyou621 (1:08:35 PM): Annoying bitch is what she is.
Jennifer Check (1:08:57 PM): Yes
Jennifer Check (1:09:04 PM): We have a really, really bad history together
heyitsmenyou621 (1:10:54 PM): Oh god she thinks she like is the best at everything
heyitsmenyou621 (1:11:00 PM): and when she's wrong she acts like a bitch
Jennifer Check (1:11:01 PM): Yeah, she does
heyitsmenyou621 (1:11:05 PM): I love pushing her buttons.
Jennifer Check (1:11:08 PM): LMFAO
heyitsmenyou621 (1:11:21 PM): I will drive her insane this game.
Jennifer Check (1:11:28 PM): I know she and Erin were alligned or something like in Season 5
heyitsmenyou621 (1:11:43 PM): They were? I thought Chloe was with us
heyitsmenyou621 (1:11:52 PM): Didn't us three have an alliance?
Jennifer Check (1:11:59 PM): We had
Jennifer Check (1:12:11 PM): But I think she had a deal with Gale on the sidelines
heyitsmenyou621 (1:12:19 PM): ew.

heyitsmenyou621 (9:07:24 PM): Hey, hey! We're on the same tribe <3
Jennifer Check (9:07:34 PM): I'm so happy
heyitsmenyou621 (9:07:47 PM): I know right! ha ha.
Jennifer Check (9:10:19 PM): I really like our tribe
heyitsmenyou621 (9:10:43 PM): Me too. It's a very decent bunch of people.
Jennifer Check (9:11:38 PM): I agree
Jennifer Check (9:11:46 PM): And we have some people to take out and still have good numbers
heyitsmenyou621 (9:12:25 PM): I agree with that. I would prefer Brenda be one of the first few to go if we were to lose achallenge.
heyitsmenyou621 (9:12:29 PM): *challenge
Jennifer Check (9:13:21 PM): Yes
Jennifer Check (9:13:47 PM): But we need to make sure that the winners get out before the swap, I think
heyitsmenyou621 (9:15:29 PM): Yeah we do. I was just saying.
heyitsmenyou621 (9:15:36 PM): She is not even trustworthy at all
Jennifer Check (9:15:40 PM): But I really want Brenda out too
Jennifer Check (9:15:50 PM): I cannot trust her at all
heyitsmenyou621 (9:18:47 PM): mhm. Well we should see what happens but yeah I agree. How many winners are on our tribe?
Jennifer Check (9:19:06 PM): 2
Jennifer Check (9:19:17 PM): Erin and Aidan
heyitsmenyou621 (9:20:08 PM): Oh, Erin is from our season! I thought you two were friends from co-hosting.
Jennifer Check (9:20:21 PM): We kinda are
Jennifer Check (9:20:34 PM): Actually, we are
Jennifer Check (9:20:37 PM): But she's too dangerous
Jennifer Check (9:20:42 PM): And she thinks I'm her sidekick
Jennifer Check (9:21:04 PM): I did not like that
heyitsmenyou621 (9:22:25 PM): Oh yeah she already approached me as a "buddy" lol
Jennifer Check (9:23:38 PM): She's in a alliance with 6 people already
Jennifer Check (9:23:40 PM): I don't like that
heyitsmenyou621 (9:24:02 PM): Like on our tribex.x
Jennifer Check (9:24:18 PM): No, on the entire game
Jennifer Check (9:24:21 PM): The winners and the couple
heyitsmenyou621 (9:24:28 PM): Oh duhh yeah lol
heyitsmenyou621 (9:24:42 PM): I'm scared a litt
heyitsmenyou621 (9:24:46 PM): *a little
heyitsmenyou621 (9:26:23 PM): These people are really not talkative.
Jennifer Check (9:27:53 PM): Which ones?
heyitsmenyou621 (9:28:20 PM): Grandma
heyitsmenyou621 (9:28:47 PM): Beth (idk who she is?)
heyitsmenyou621 (9:28:53 PM): Jennifer Tilly
heyitsmenyou621 (9:28:56 PM): Lawrence
heyitsmenyou621 (9:29:41 PM): You know any?
Jennifer Check (9:30:10 PM): I know Tilly
heyitsmenyou621 (9:30:17 PM): Is she Nemle?
Jennifer Check (9:30:21 PM): Yes
heyitsmenyou621 (9:30:30 PM): Okay then nevermind I know who she is
Jennifer Check (9:30:34 PM): LOL
heyitsmenyou621 (9:30:52 PM): I personally don't remember these people's names.
Jennifer Check (9:31:38 PM): LMFAO
heyitsmenyou621 (9:31:53 PM): lmao it's true

[Jennifer Check]

Aug 15, 2011 10:25:35 GMT -5 @kate said:

Hey Tribal Folks,

I'm going on vacation to Cape Cod for the remaining week so I will have limited access. You still will be able to contact me and I will still try to log on when I am available.

Thank you for understanding,

Love Kate <3

Good lord, that's not good for me... NOT AT ALL! My only real true ally is on vacation, so I probably think everyone will throw her under the bus if we go to Tribal Council this early into the competition.

So, I really, really hope we can dominate the immunity challenges early on. I need Kate to stay. I NEED IT.

[Jennifer Check]

I'm going to use my version of a memory wall just to remember everyone's AIM from my tribe. Alright?

[Jennifer Check]

minajfanatic


xxsquishyjessxx


missmish79


ahollywoodslayer


soopahdeelishis


THEQUEENBLAXTON


parvatifan69


Nemle22


HeyItsMeNYou621


aslawrencetalbot

[Jennifer Check]

I sent this PM to Beth on sunday night:

Hey, Beth! ;D

How are you? We're on the same tribe and I'm excited to play this game with you.

Talk to you later!

And the bitch still haven't returned it. Seriously, Elisabeth Salinger, I love you, but don't fucking ignore me!

[Jennifer Check]

Aug 16, 2011 18:38:55 GMT -5 Jason Voorhees said:

The tribe that came in first place and is safe tonight is...




Crystal Lake!!!

Final Results:

Crystal Lake: 122 points
Elm Street: 56 points

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Elm Street started this challenge with a gigantic fucking lead of, like, 170 posts to 10. How the hell did we manage to turn this completely around from this losing scenario to this A-M-A-Z-I-N-G landslide?

Did they threw the challenge or something like that? I'm very curious now.

[Jennifer Check]

So, is Anthony really gone? I was thinking that he might come up to join the losing tribe or something like that... Well, I really hope that is already gone, because I really do not want some bitch coming back into this game and having a trashy romance story with her girlfriend Jill.

I hope he's gone for good, or I'm gonna to freak THE HELL OUT.

[Jennifer Check]

That bitch Elisabeth Salinger finally answered my PM, FINALLY!

Just saw this sorry... I am very fine Jennifer what about you? This is awesome that we are together

Well, I guess now it's the time to work my magic on her. I bet she's gonna love me so much we're gonna be doing THIS at the merge:

[Jennifer Check]

So, I just answered her PM. Take a look:

Oh, no problems!

I'm pretty good. I'm so happy that our tribe won the first immunity challenge by a freaking landslide. It's great to not go to Tribal Council right away.

It's awesome that we're both on the same tribe. I loved you during your season and I hope you are as awesome as you were before this season too.

So, I definitely think we should talk more often. What's your AIM screenname? Mine is parvatifan69.

Talk to you later! ;D

You know what's the secret to make a person with a huge ego fall in love with you? Pretend like you think that she is awesome and that you already love her for what she did in the past. I call it the fine art of ass-kissing.

Well, I hope it works, because I'm so excited to play with her. She's one of the most unstable, crazy, bitchy and delusional players to every set a foot on Survivor Horror and that's why I want to take her to the end with me.

You know? She's probably the biggest goat on planet, but I love her personality and I really do want to make this season the greatest ever, so what would be more delicious and refreshing than THE BITCH WHO PLAYED TWO IDOLS IN A ROW AND WRITES A THOUSAND OF CONFESSIONALS EVERY ROUND and THE BITCH WHO CALLED HERSELF THE LEADER AND GOT BULLIED DURING A WHOLE SEASON in a Final Two? What? I don't know either. ;D

[Jennifer Check]

I guess I should write a book about "The Fine Art of Ass-Kissing", don't you guys think?

I created the whole Shop Decision just to make sure that Annie, Lawrence, Tilly and Brenda get all the deserving praise they should get by making the whole 100 points for our tribe yesterday night. Seriously, I really want to make them think they're great in challenges and everything.

I want them to feel like they're safe and everything, because I don't want to see they're boots coming miles ahead. Well, ass-kissing is always a long-term plan, and I hope it works, because I don't want to leave early. I'm not writing 20 confessional per round nothing, y'all, I deserve to at least make the Final Four.

[Jennifer Check]

You know I have mental powers, right? And Pieface has it too, so we shared a very important conversation today:

Jennifer Check (9:35:41 PM): Good luck at TC! :-)
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:36:45 PM): Hey
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:36:46 PM): Thx :-\
Jennifer Check (9:36:52 PM): I hope you're safe
Jennifer Check (9:39:22 PM): Because I really would love to play with you
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:40:12 PM): Who is sent to the shop
Jennifer Check (9:40:20 PM): We're still deciding
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:40:31 PM): Who proposed themselves?
Jennifer Check (9:41:01 PM): Kinda no one, it's between the people who posted more than 100
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:41:11 PM): Annie and Jennifer?
Jennifer Check (9:41:13 PM): And we pretty much decided they should go
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:41:17 PM): those two you better be careful;
Jennifer Check (9:41:31 PM): Annie, Jennifer, Lawrence and Brenda did more than 100
Jennifer Check (9:41:33 PM): Really?
Jennifer Check (9:41:35 PM): What do you know?
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:41:35 PM): Yess
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:41:42 PM): Those two have an alliance like no doubt
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:41:49 PM): And they are sneaky
Jennifer Check (9:41:55 PM): Yes, they're super sneaky
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:41:58 PM): yeah
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:42:07 PM): Idk if Annie's army of friends is in this game
Jennifer Check (9:42:18 PM): Well, be careful with the winners
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:42:27 PM): i dont even know who are winners xd
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:42:30 PM): Except Aidan
Jennifer Check (9:42:47 PM): Aidan, Erin, Sidney and Tom
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:42:57 PM): Why being careful?
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:42:59 PM): Are they together?
Jennifer Check (9:43:04 PM): I'm hearing that they are
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:43:16 PM): hmm ok
Jennifer Check (9:43:20 PM): But be careful with that news
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:43:26 PM): yeah I will
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:43:29 PM): especially with TC coming xD
Jennifer Check (9:43:33 PM): Exactly
Jennifer Check (9:43:43 PM): Is Anthony really gone?
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:43:51 PM): idk
Jennifer Check (9:44:21 PM): You know that him and Jill are boyfriend/girlfriend in real life, right?
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:44:55 PM): yeah
Jennifer Check (9:45:04 PM): It's great that they are separated
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:45:08 PM): yeah
Jennifer Check (9:45:11 PM): They were an obvious alliance
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:45:12 PM): but I wonder in what tribe Anthony is going
Jennifer Check (9:45:21 PM): I hope she's gone for good
Jennifer Check (9:45:23 PM): Seriously
Jennifer Check (9:45:32 PM): I don't want Outcast Twist or something
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:45:39 PM): She?
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:45:43 PM): He you mean? xD
Jennifer Check (9:45:45 PM): Oh, h's
Jennifer Check (9:45:47 PM): *he's
Jennifer Check (9:47:49 PM): I hope there's a swap and we end up in the same tribe
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:47:53 PM): yea
Jennifer Check (9:48:36 PM): I really feel like I can trust you
Jennifer Check (9:49:31 PM): Well, I gotta go now
Jennifer Check (9:49:34 PM): Talk to you later?
Anna (Horror All Stars) (9:50:00 PM): yes :-D
Jennifer Check (9:50:08 PM): Good luck at Tribal Council, sweety

[Jennifer Check]

There's only four bitches that I think that I can really trust in this game:

And you know what is the sad part of it? I want to get rid of two of them because they already have won in the past and I'm the freaking Jenna Lewis of this game. Actually, I want to get rid of Erin for calling me a sidekick bitch and for the shock value of it, but winning before is definitely a good reason to evict their asses out of this game.

About Aidan... How the hell did he won his season, y'all? He's really sweet, kinda and loving, but seriously? He's freaking naive and so co-dependent on Erin that it pisses me off? I hate Rachel to my guts for betraying my ass in Season 1 and stealing my beautiful spot at the Final 3 in Season 4, but she and Alessa deserved the title of Sole Survivor way more than him if he played just like that in his original season.

Pieface is really a mystery for me. I feel like I can trust her because I love her gameplay and her personality, but she might be playing me all along. I hope that's not the case, because I really want to play with her at the swap or at the merge, so I hope she's telling the truth to me and we can rule this game with Beth on our side.

So, that leaves me with Kate as my only real ally. She's awesome and I love her to death, so I'm hoping that she gets from her vacation as soon as possible, because I don't want her leaving this game so soon after showing everyone how hard she can fight to stay in Season 5.