J-Tilly's Titilating Tutelage

[Jennifer Tilly]

Hello you guys!! I first want to congratulate all 3 of you for getting where you are. Brava and well done! You should all be proud and no matter what anyone says tonight (myself included) you are THERE...we are HERE. That in itself says enough.

Okay! I'll address you individually and then as a group. I promise I'll try to be as gentle as possible, but would I be doing Tilly justice if I didn't put some spice in this!? No. ^.^

I want to quickly nit-pick at your Opening Statement real quick, because to me it seemed very...fake and delusional. Sorry if that seems harsh. You said this game seemed "nostalgic" for you. Well that's because you didn't DO anything to make this a new experience for you. You worked with the exact same people, played the exact same game and only spoke to those you were working with. You can't expect variation and excitement when all you put in is repetition and solace. The other thing that bugged me was you bragging on having played an honest and straight forward game...when I know of several lies and vague answers you gave. So this statement in itself is a lie. But it's THIS bit right here that's the kicker for me... "If I didn’t talk to some of you… well… I either was really busy and we weren’t on at the same time or *shrugs* I just didn’t like you and didn’t feel like sending a message that would get a vague or overly enthusiastic response (ie Fake) or being fake nice myself." I was one of those who you NEVER talked with. Not once the entire game did you EVER approach me to talk. I doubt you were always "busy" because you managed to talk to others and you can't put that on me because my AIM is open 24/7 and I tried multiple times to reach you. Which leads to me believe you don't like me. Now, we've never spoke in this game so I don't know how you could make such a bold judgement on someone. Anyhoo...let's move onto the main point here. You knew full well that I was a Juror. I mean...you helped vote me out. Yet you still felt no need to message me, even to be "fake" in hopes of gaining some small kudos that I will remember for...well...NOW. Basically...you should have taken that time to make an impression on me (real or fake) so that when I go to vote for a winner...you're an option in my decision making process. So after all of this I'll put your mind at rest and end this rant. lol You will NOT be getting my vote to win. Sorry, but you just stand no chance. During the game you didn't feel I was worth your time and energy...so now...I don't feel you're worth MY time and energy. Karma's a bitch. Hope you understand. I do wish you the best of luck with the other Jurors though and there's no hard feelings.

It doesn't surprise me AT ALL that you're in the finale. lol You have an ability that all the great ORG players have. The ability to zombify people into thinking they're "smart" for keeping you and going to the end with you. I respect and applaud that ability. In reality though...people are dumber than a bag of hammers for thinking it. LOL Your list of allies wasn't a surprise...everyone knew it quite early into the merge. But to answer one question that Anthony asked a few TCs back...the reason everyone targeted HIM and not YOU...is to get closer to YOU. Knowing you and he were tight, if they could bump him off then it brings you closer to THEM. It's pure strategic jealousy. It's why EVERY SINGLE ONE of your allies came up with the idea at some point in time. Every time I tried to get them to vote YOU, but again...zombies. LOL I do think you're full of shit with the stuff you said about Laurie in your Opening Statements, but it's smart to keep her thinking she would've done well with you since she's STILL stuck up your ass and will be voting you to win. <3 I'm very much tempted to vote you to win this game because I do think you had this game on lock from a very early stage of this game, you played EVERYONE and as much as I tried and tried...I just couldn't beat you myself. I have nothing but respect for you in this game and outside of it. If you win...I'll be happy.

Oh Bethy Bethy Bethy! I'm telling you right now...you stand the best chance of getting my vote to win. We were aligned, you're a crazy fucker and I love that you had a tad bit of "underdog" aspect about you in this game. I do think you stand the best chance to win so I'm going to suggest you simply play nice in the finale...or you may blow it. Good luck hun!

So now it's time for the actual "Question" part of this. I want to test how well you guys know me, from the respects of the game. I would like both of you (Jill & Beth...no point in Sidney doing this) to find 2 music videos that you feel best describes my personality/strategy/experience within the game. I will judge you on how accurate I feel it is and if I like the video itself. When you do so...I'd like you to please give an explanation of what made you choose each of the videos. Please note...if you choose not to do this at all for some reason...then I'll choose not to cast my vote for you.

Thanks to you both in any attempts you make in this questioning, whether you succeed or fail. Mad respects to the both of you and I wish all THREE of you the best of luck! ^.^

[Sidney Prescott]

Tilly,

While I appreciate your opinion of how I played the game from the standpoint of knowing absolutely nothing about how I played the game, twisting my words to fit your means is tacky and also:




As a finalist, there may not be any point in doing so, but for shits and giggles I picked out two music videos anyway. So let's get started:



I mean, this may as well be your signature song because you play the bitch better than anyone and aside from the first line of "I hate the world today" I'd say it fits well.



This video had more to do with how I feel you played the game. It has less to do with the chorus and more to do with the lines in the song, partially directed at your "flashing" the host at the end of every tribal answer.


Even though you've made it pretty clear you won't be voting for me, that was still fun to do.

[Jennifer Tilly]

What IS it with ORG players today and assuming things!?

I never critiqued your "game", I critiqued your Opening Statement as well as your interactions with me and my allies. Things I know to be true and false. And yes...my opinion on them. I never claimed to know more than that. I twisted nothing and you can take your Jane Lynch image down because my comments to you had nothing to do with resentment. You were quiet, boring and a lapdog. There's nothing there to resent or be jealous of. If anyone here would have my "resentment" it would be Jill, not you.

As far as your choices in songs...I'm actually great fans of both and pride myself on being a bitch. So good job! ^.^ Although I would like to correct you on one thing. I never flashed the host. I showed cleavage. If you were more social and alive in the game...you'd know this.

Best wishes. <3

[Sidney Prescott]

You're welcome Tilly and thank you.

[Beth Salinger]

Thank you Tilly <3

I think we have much in common. That's why I identified you during the game. Your actions have me made like you, especially when the merge happened. You are funny, sexy, smart, quirkly and of course... bitch. I'm a bitch too and that's the main reason that I like you.



Now let me explain why. When this game started and you was announced as a player everyone was like "OH NO". You've seen by all as the biggest threat, and wanted to get you out as soon as possible. Many people tried to get you out, it was like the desire of most players at the beginning of the game. And over time you just grew, becoming an even greater threat and yet you managed to survive long in the game.
If you watch the video you will see.. when she arrives in the city every one is like "OH NO" thinking she is a trouble and she is not initimitated. She does everything that she wanted to do without being afraid of anything. Confronts what has to face and does all this being sexy.

If you want anything else I'm here hon! Thank you Tilly

[Jennifer Tilly]

I asked for 2 hun.

[Beth Salinger]

Sorry hun...

The second video I chose as an answer from your to the participants that called you "trouble" and tried to get you out before the merge



Pay attention to the lyrics. Much will make sense.

[Jill Roberts]

Again, apologies for the delay, I am directing a show which is being performed tonight, it's been a bit of chaos.

I have been thinking about this question since you posted it, because I didn't want to go for the obvious, which tbh I feel like the other 2 have gone for...

So after much thought, I have finally settled on...



This song's title is referring to what I felt as your mounting frustration that people would not listen to you about wanting to change things up in the game, and get through to my "drones" as they have been called lol, kind of like you were at an "Idioteque", or perhaps it felt as such. The other reason I chose this video is because it is really trippy and hynotic, and I personally think you are extremely persuasive as a player, that's why I often got so nervous before votes, cause I knew that if you got the chance to just talk for a few mins with my allies you might turn the way they were thinking around completely and convince them to change their votes for whatever reason, and of course I would most often be sleeping at those hours leading up to TC and be unable to try talk them back. Your ability to persuade people that things are a certain way is pretty incredible.

The other video I have chosen is a live version of “Dangerous and Sweet”, two words which I think describe your gameplay very well. You are well liked by your allies, and fiercely dangerous as a competitor. I chose a live version of the song because when performances are live there is always that added chance that things can be unpredictable, and I found it difficult to always anticipate what move you might make next.



Thanks